# Miscellaneous Jokes

A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says "Here's a pill for English literature." The student takes the pills, swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature!

"What else do you have?" asks the student.

"Well, I have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist.

The student asks for these, swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects.

Then the student asks "Do you have a pill for math?"

The pharmacist says "Wait just a moment", goes back into the storeroom and brings back a whopper of a pill and plunks it on the counter.

"I have to take that huge pill for math?" inquires the student.

The pharmacist replies "Well, you know math always was a little hard to swallow."

If A = B and B = C then A = C. It is nice except in practice. If Julie Loves Nick, and Nick loves Sara, then Julie loves Sara. Is that right?

Anagrams

A DECIMAL POINT = I'm a dot in place.

ONE PLUS TWELVE = Two plus eleven.

APPLIED MATHEMATICS = Is mad, pathetic -ample?

INTEGRAL CALCULUS = Calculating rules.

Math problems?

Call 1 -800 -[(10x)^(13i)^2 ] -[ sin (x y) / 2.362x].

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