Why did the girl eat her maths home work?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake! Ha!Ha!

Who invented fractions?

Henry the eighth HA!HA!

*Contributed by CHLOE QUILLIAM (sam_tipper@manx.net)*

Theorem: 45 - 45 = 45

PROOF:

987654321 = 45(SUM OF DIGITS)

-123456789 = 45(SUM OF DIGITS)

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864197532 = 45(SUM OF DIGITS)

*Contributed by
monali_panda@rediffmail.com*

Once anybody (name) and nobody (name) were fighting. Mad (name) called to police that anybody and nobody were fighting. Police asked him that are u mad? He said yes.

*Contibuted by
scorp_shk@rediffmail.com*

With 9999 how can you get 100?

Solution: 99+9/9=99+1=100.

*Contributed by Avisek Ganguly (avra10001@rediffmail.com)*

Question: What is the answer of (x — a) (x — b) (x— c) (x — d) (x — e) … (x — z)?

Answer: Zero, since (x — x) = 0.

*Contributed by Writayan Das (E-mail: manzil_writayan@yahoo.co.in)*

A man has ten horses and nine stables as shown

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the man wants to fit ten horses into nine stables. How can he fit Ten
horses into nine stables?

Answer:

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*Contributed by R.ARUNKUMAR (Email: arun_amrita08@yahoo.co.in)*