Why did the girl eat her maths home work?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake! Ha!Ha!
Who invented fractions?
Henry the eighth HA!HA!
Contributed by CHLOE QUILLIAM (sam_tipper@manx.net)
Theorem: 45 - 45 = 45
PROOF:
987654321 = 45(SUM OF DIGITS)
-123456789 = 45(SUM OF DIGITS)
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864197532 = 45(SUM OF DIGITS)
Contributed by monali_panda@rediffmail.com
Once anybody (name) and nobody (name) were fighting. Mad (name) called to police that anybody and nobody were fighting. Police asked him that are u mad? He said yes.
Contibuted by scorp_shk@rediffmail.com
With 9999 how can you get 100?
Solution: 99+9/9=99+1=100.
Contributed by Avisek Ganguly (avra10001@rediffmail.com)
Question: What is the answer of (x — a) (x — b) (x— c) (x — d) (x — e) … (x — z)?
Answer: Zero, since (x — x) = 0.
Contributed by Writayan Das (E-mail: manzil_writayan@yahoo.co.in)
A man has ten horses and nine stables as shown
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the man wants to fit ten horses into nine stables. How can he fit Ten
horses into nine stables?
Answer:
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Contributed by R.ARUNKUMAR (Email: arun_amrita08@yahoo.co.in)